{"product_id":"improper-cotton-fuck-you-sober-lite-bold-graphic-tees-vintage-wash-cotton-t-shirt","title":"Fuck You Sober Life Vintage Wash T-Shirt | Funny Recovery Streetwear","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 860px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #202020; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HEADER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 10px 10px 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4496\/5677\/files\/Improper_Cotton_Industrial_Crown_Skull_Female_Motorcycle_Streetwear_Promo.jpg?v=1790226050\" alt=\"Tattooed female model wearing a taupe Improper Cotton industrial crowned skull graphic T-shirt while sitting on a black motorcycle against a clean white background with a soft cast shadow.\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2.5px; color: #777;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eIMPROPER COTTON • SOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 30px; line-height: 1.2; margin: 8px 0 10px;\"\u003eFuck You Sober Life Vintage Wash T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSober doesn't mean polite.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- INFO CARDS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr)); gap: 10px; margin: 10px 0 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f1f1f1; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 10px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eMESSAGE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eFuck You Sober Life\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f1f1f1; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 10px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eATTITUDE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eUnapologetically Sober\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f1f1f1; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 10px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFINISH\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eVintage Wash\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f1f1f1; border: 1px solid #ddd; border-radius: 10px; padding: 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eCOLLECTION\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eSOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 4px 4px 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 24px; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003eSober Doesn't Mean Polite.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003eRecovery changed the life. 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