{"product_id":"soberwear-green-emoji-middle-finger-essential-cotton-t-shirt","title":"SOBERWEAR Green Emoji Middle Finger | Essential Cotton T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 900px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #1f1f1f; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; color: #777;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4496\/5677\/files\/Soberwear_Neon_Smiley_Stay_Sober_Graphic_T-Shirt_Improper_Cotton.jpg?v=1790045215\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; color: #777;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eIMPROPER COTTON • SOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 30px; margin: 8px 0;\"\u003eSOBERWEAR Green Emoji Middle Finger Heavyweight Graphic T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; margin: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSober. Still inappropriate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT INFO CARDS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr)); gap: 12px; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eMATERIAL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eWEIGHT\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e260 GSM \/ 7.7 OZ\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eFIT\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eLoose Fit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eSIZES\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eS–3XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eCOLOR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eCOLLECTION\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eSOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- DESIGN --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 14px; padding: 25px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eTHE MESSAGE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 25px; margin: 5px 0 12px;\"\u003eSTAY SOBER. STAY IMPROPER.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eGetting sober can change your entire life. It doesn't have to erase your personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 14px 0 0;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSOBERWEAR Green Emoji Middle Finger T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e takes recovery clothing somewhere louder, combining a bold green emoji middle-finger graphic with the unapologetic attitude behind IMPROPER COTTON.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 14px 0 0;\"\u003eMade from substantial \u003cstrong\u003e260 GSM \/ 7.7 oz 100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with a loose streetwear fit, it's built for people searching for a \u003cstrong\u003esober T-shirt, funny recovery shirt, sobriety graphic tee, sober streetwear or recovery clothing\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't look like traditional recovery merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURES --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; margin: 32px 0 15px;\"\u003eRecovery Without the Personality Change.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr)); gap: 10px; margin-bottom: 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 10px; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e7.7 OZ Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eSubstantial 260 GSM fabric gives the tee more weight and presence than a lightweight basic.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 10px; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eCotton construction with moderate thickness and breathability for everyday wear.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 10px; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLoose Streetwear Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eA relaxed silhouette gives the graphic a casual streetwear shape.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 10px; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen Emoji Attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #555; margin-top: 5px;\"\u003eBecause getting sober never required becoming boring.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- STATEMENT --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; color: #777;\"\u003eSOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 30px; margin: 7px 0 12px;\"\u003eSOBER. STILL INAPPROPRIATE.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003eWe changed the behavior.\u003cbr\u003eWe didn't become boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4496\/5677\/files\/Soberwear_Neon_Smiley_Graphic_T-Shirt_Improper_Cotton_Store_Display.jpg?v=1790045547\" alt=\"White Soberwear graphic T-shirt featuring a neon green winking smiley with tongue out and middle finger, hanging inside an Improper Cotton streetwear store with ShopShirts.online branding.\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SEARCHABLE CONTENT --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 14px; padding: 25px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eSOBRIETY × HUMOR × STREETWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 24px; margin: 5px 0 12px;\"\u003eSober Clothing Without the Clichés.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eRecovery can be serious without every piece of recovery clothing having to be serious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 14px 0 0;\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny sobriety T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e combines sober pride, sarcastic humor and streetwear attitude for people who want to represent recovery without pretending they became a completely different person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 14px 0 0;\"\u003eWear it as an everyday \u003cstrong\u003esober graphic tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, to a recovery meeting, for a sobriety anniversary, at a sober event or give it as a recovery gift to somebody whose sense of humor survived right alongside them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 14px; padding: 25px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; margin: 5px 0 12px;\"\u003eBuilt for Everyday Recovery.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e260 GSM \/ 7.7 oz fabric weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoose fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRound \/ O-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModerate thickness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModerate breathability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SOBERWEAR --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 14px; padding: 25px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eSOBERWEAR BY IMPROPER COTTON\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; margin: 5px 0 12px;\"\u003eRecovery Looks Different on Everybody.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eSome people recover quietly. 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