{"product_id":"stay-sober-orange-emoji-fuck-you-essential-cotton-t-shirt","title":"Stay Sober T-Shirt | Funny Recovery Streetwear | SOBERWEAR","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 900px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #1f1f1f; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; color: #777;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4496\/5677\/files\/Stay-Sober_Middle_Finger_Smiley_Graphic_T-Shirt_Improper_Cotton.jpg?v=1790043131\" alt=\"A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a distressed graphic on the front. The graphic features a cartoon sun and hand gesture with the text 'STAY IMPROPER COTTON SOBER'.\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; color: #777;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eIMPROPER COTTON • SOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 30px; margin: 8px 0;\"\u003eStay Sober Orange Emoji Fuck You Heavyweight Graphic T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; margin: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStay sober. Keep the attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT INFO CARDS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr)); gap: 12px; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eMATERIAL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eWEIGHT\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e260 GSM \/ 7.7 OZ\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eFIT\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eLoose Fit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eSIZES\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eS–3XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eCOLOR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 12px; padding: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eCOLLECTION\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 800; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eSOBERWEAR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- DESIGN --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eee; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; border-radius: 14px; padding: 25px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #777;\"\u003eTHE MESSAGE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 25px; margin: 5px 0 12px;\"\u003eSTAY SOBER. FUCK YOU.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4496\/5677\/files\/Stay_Sober_White_Graphic_T-Shirt_Collection_Improper_Cotton.jpg?v=1790043512\" alt=\"Stacks of white Stay Sober graphic T-shirts featuring an orange winking smiley and middle finger design, displayed on a wooden table with Improper Cotton and ShopShirts.online branding.\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eRecovery doesn't require you to suddenly become quiet, polished or agreeable. The \u003cstrong\u003eStay Sober Orange Emoji Fuck You T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is recovery streetwear for people who got sober without losing their personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 14px 0 0;\"\u003eThe bright orange emoji graphic brings humor and attitude to the \u003cstrong\u003eSTAY SOBER\u003c\/strong\u003e message, turning a recovery statement into something bold enough to actually wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 14px 0 0;\"\u003eMade from substantial \u003cstrong\u003e260 GSM \/ 7.7 oz 100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with a loose fit, this isn't just a sobriety message printed on another lightweight basic. 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